Tha #NewUniverze Project: Welcome to Tha #NewUniverze!!! A FANTASY VOYAGE by #andRu?

Ladiez and Gentlemen,
                    Boiz & Girlz……

A L L L L L L L
A B O A R D ! ! !

W e l c o m e ! !
      Bienvenue!!

                 Wilkommen!!

We thank u for choosing KM Air-Galactic Flight 81658 to Tha #NewUniverze! My name is tha #PsychicPopstar, I will be ur purser.;)

Tha exits are located at the front…

and the rear…
of tha Craft…
U may depart this journey at any moment u please, but do know that KM Air-Galactic accepts no responsibility for where u land if not departing at a previously-charted destination.

Please, fasten ur seat belts…we like to say for nostalgia's sake, but rest peaceful from the start of ur flight knowing that with new SmoothStar® quantum-engineering technology, used here for the very first time during an official flight to or from tha #NewUniverze, there is virtually ZERO chanze for turbulence affecting our flight today!
U may elect to NOT fasten ur seat belt upon departure and immediately choose whether u would like tha Gravity, Zero-Gravity, or Half-Gravity weightedSpace® option, optimizing ur travel experience with inter-dimensional fun our guests have simply raved about!

U may also choose from over 44 million RealLife Holographix® 4-D movie, music, game, Supernova Channel®, and our exclusive TimeSpace-Continuum Experienze® Matrix-modulationz, destined to keep u entertained way past our 33 1/3 Earth-day-estimated flight.

Space Attendantz will be coming around to ask if u have any questions regarding prefrencez towardz a specific type of Safebot® neo-android companion u may choose to accompany u on ur journey, as well as informing u about which onez may or may not have their eyez on u...
And who is onboard...

What Safebot® CelebriModelz® are in stock??

So real even their publicist may befriend u....

What Safebot® Everydayz® are on board??

Next Door® neo-androidz…

What SPECIALIZED models do we have exclusively on this ship??

Tranz3000® modelz

Allowing u to customize ur order to

whatever degree u can possibly dream!

Some are even brand new, maiden-voyage
Safebot® Everydayz®…
including categoriez like:

MilitaryMan®

AthleticPride®

Muscle-twink®

Muscle-hunk®

Stepfordbotz®

And GangBangerz® to name but a few...

Its there when u need it…

If ever confused, ur InvisiTablet® will appear when u take ur seat and think:
'Now, InvisiTablet®!' and it will be able to answer any questionz u may have about ur flight, tha Univerze we are going to, or tha World we are leaving...

And questionz regarding the over
1,222,000 tested intergalactic scenarios guaranteed to make ur RealLife Holographix® and Safebot® neo-android experiences totally Unique Every Time®. . . and onez u will not soon forget!

Productz from

Allgood Pharmaceuticals and Growerz, LLC, which specialize in some of tha Universe'z ONLY potentency-superior, synthetOHlistic receptor-chemicals Destined To Take U Placez U Have Only Dreamed About® while proven in laboratory studies to be better for ur body than even geneta-superfruitz and

super vegetables with no known side effects, can be found at any of tha 61 Butterfly-KizzMe1 Discoteca candiBarz found on the craft, which proudly feature only the finest and latest impossiHangover® spiritz, wines, and alez, including all-new AstroAbsinthe®, the drink guaranteed to take ur RealLife® fantasy to galaxies no one has dared yet explore……….. the biggest party u will ever experienze!!
**As always: AllGone® InstaSober will be provided with all intoxicant purchasez!!**

**Please RealLife® responsibly!!**

Ladiez and gentlemen, please be aware that all ticket paymentz and further attemptz at making paymentz or creditBarterz are considerd null and void, as we do not accept, conceive of, or endorse monetary denominations of any kind.

Those of u who did not believe us when we told u tha Sordid Topic of Coin would now be a thing of tha #OldWorld and holdz no meaning to us where we are going . . . Space Attendantz will work with u to make sure any monies spent on today's flight or still in ur possession will go back to the person(z) of ur desire.

Sit back and use ur InvisiTablet to choose what kind of living arrangement u would prefer to lounge in during tha start of ur journey.

And alwayz remember, u can change any portion of ur adventure at any time.....

Again, TY for choosing KM Air-Galactic Flight 81658 to Tha #NewUniverze saying BYE FELICIA!
to Tha #OldWorld.